Bought Dark Souls today, I figured I needed to play a game that was actually challenging.

I am now cowering at bonfires while trying to gauge if I’m high enough of a level to get to the next campfire intact.  I clumsily fumble my shield as I try to consistently execute the elusive but powerful riposte, and I wonder why the first backstab target they give you is one that will hardly feel it and can murder you in two hits.  To quote the Two Best Friends Play episode of this, “THIS LOOKS LIKE WE’RE GOING FURTHER AND FURTHER DOWN SATAN’S DICK HOLE!”

I will write a proper review later when and if I finish this game.  For now, I am trying my best to avoid a need for therapy.